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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do atheists not love a G-d that does not stop punishing them harder and harder in this world and the next until they surrender to Him?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The Silent Symptom Most People Don't Realize Could Be a Dementia Sign, According to Neurologists - Yahoo

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

What makes someone feel "rich enough" in different societies?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

In your opinion, who is the most overrated singer/band/artist in modern music history and why?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Do you think there will ever be a movie that features a line such as “You graduated at the top of your class in liberal arts, we need your help”?

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Still no good.

Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

Can you name an example of bad parenting?